LoveHoney Womanizer 2GO Rechargeable Black Lipstick Clitoral Stimulator, $179. Would anyone guess it’s a sex toy? Doubt it. Okay, if you have kids *maybe* don’t buy this one – but a little toy duck sitting on your bathtub! No one’s going to guess that’s actually giving you multiple orgasms. Only you know you’re wearing it (unless you’re having some partner or group play), and depending the cock ring’s material and design, you could literally keep it on your keychain, and no one would be the wiser. LoveHoney I Rub My Duck 3 Speed Massager Vibrator, $44.95 One of the most unsung discreet sex toys for your boy (s) is the classic cock ring. We’ve rounded up some of the best (and often most lol) ~discreet~ sex toys, in case you’re in the market for one. But! Did you know there are loads of sex toys that don’t even… look like sex toys? The deepest fear is forgetting to pack away your vibrator or whatever and then someone you really don’t want privy to your private sex life spotting it. Or maybe you do, in which case all power to you and I LIVE for your level of self-confidence. Whatever the case, we don’t *really* want people (read: parents, family members, the landlord) spotting a dildo or fleshlight lying on our bedside table.
Most of us stash our sex toys deep within the confines of a bottom drawer.